unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

9,749 notes / 13 hours ago

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

567,695 notes / 13 hours ago

totallylameandnotmetal:

quackquackdontdocrack:

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

277,772 notes / 13 hours ago

bluntrollerandsmoker:

sour apple kush!
shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

83,158 notes / 13 hours ago

28,696 notes / 13 hours ago

17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

59,708 notes / 13 hours ago

lucidlua:

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS

codependent-hunters-221b:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Sammy' 

77,307 notes / 13 hours ago

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah
  • 228,142 notes / 13 hours ago