zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

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its-a-whole-newworld:

I like those undies
watching porn
awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

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verycooltrash:

yowhosedogisthat:

4biddnknowledge:

Words have #POWER. Thats why they call it “SPELL-ing”. Every word you utter or think has the ability to cast a spell once consciousness is behind it. This means you can alter your reality tunnel or effect someone else’s. The ancients knew this and chose their words very carefully. #4biddenknowledge

What about other languages

jesus spoke english. in all other languages every word adds up to 666 bc they’re unholy babel-born abominations